Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Okay, so I wore Dave's pirate shirt "Pirates of Yore", and attempted to borrow Alli's pirate hat from her Halloween costume for this year. Unfortunately, of all my body parts to be fat, my head is one of the least I'd expect to be! The bloody hat didn't fit.
So I decided to make do instead with the eye patch. Yes. I was sexy and daring. Going around saying "AAaaarr!" and "Avast matey!" all day was certainly a good way to break up the monotony of the workplace.
And no one had to walk the plank. Me be heartily disappointed. Arrrr.
